For the last five days I have been smelling (poo) in my closet. At first I didn't pay much attention to it. I thought it was brought in on the bottom of a shoe because I didn't see it anywhere. Each day I would move more stuff around the look for something where the smell was coming from. Yesterday I got the steam cleaner and put some potent smelling stuff in it and cleaned it so good. It smelled better until last night when it smelled much worse! So, this morning I got down on all fours and sniffed my way around the closet. I was smelling shoes, bags, carpet... everything! Until... Ahah! I found it- the large pile of poop on top of a second set of food storage boxes, way in the back of the closet. I was so happy. I think I said "Victory" aloud. So happy, there really was a reason it smelled that way. Ok, SICK! I was happy though I will tell you that much!
The second oops has a little background. My brother in law, (big brother) Jared, always teases me about everything. He never lets anything go. Never! I am still trying to live down some bad stuffing I made for Thanksgiving forever ago (wet croutons). He always teases me about how I hit everything while driving. He always points out that they are stationary objects. Well that was a long time ago. I have done really well at not hitting anything now for about five years... until this morning.
I was backing out of our complex and I was parked next to the covered parking and I cut my turn too soon and hit one of the poles. Yikes! I actually saw some paint fly. It's not too bad, right???
I was backing out of our complex and I was parked next to the covered parking and I cut my turn too soon and hit one of the poles. Yikes! I actually saw some paint fly. It's not too bad, right??? The first "oops...crap" was great! The second, not so much!
3 comments:
Im so happy you found the poo!!! lol And thats alright about your car mine is much worse and the best part of mine is that I didnt do it. Some guy back into me but I told him "its fine my husband knows body work" Well my husband was not to happy that I didnt get the guys insurance info, YIKES!!!!
Wow! What a morning! You lead such an exciting life! And you tell Jared he can pound sand! You know I love him, what a pain the hiney brother-in-law he is to you! :) LOVE YOU!
Also on the same note my 5 year old ran the golf cart into something stationary...like Dads TRUCK!!!! lol yes he was driving by himself (with permission) and Destiny as a passenger! Broke the golf cart all up but thr truck is fine!
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